| Bio:
Rhinoqulous “Rhino” Khakönen was a successful panhandler
until one fateful day he ate some rancid spinach dip. He disappeared
into the wilderness screaming about “Lemmings, lemmings everywhere”,
not to return to civilization for weeks. He returned wearing a bathrobe
he refused to ever remove, and carrying a decomposing 15lbs. Turkey
who he called “Mr. Giggles”. Refusing to respond to his
old name, Rhino insisted on being called “The Prophet”,
and that while in the wilderness he received a deep spiritual truth
that he refuses to share with anyone. If you ever question The Prophet
on this spiritual message, he will spit tobacco juice in your eyes
and run away to perform impromptu experimental dance to the small
furry woodland animals. More recently, The Prophet has given power
of attorney to Mr. Giggles, and has declared War on Halitosis. He
plans on winning this war by distributing dental floss constructed
out of tree bark to all the children of the world. |
Credits
Director
Reality
World (2004)
The Yanni Show (2003)
The Used Dog Salesman (2003)
Actor
Butterflies in a Car (2009)............................."Tackles" McMurphy
That's Illegal 4!? (2009)................................."Tackles" McMurphy
That's Illegal Again?! (2009)........................."Tackles" McMurphy
Joe Six Pack vs. Joe the Plumber (2008)........Joe the Plumber
That's Illegal Too!? (2007)............................."Tackles" McMurphy
That's Illegal!? (2007)....................................."Tackles" McMurphy
March of the Beers (2006)..............................Booze
Hound
Regurgitation (2004).......................................Hank
Door to Door (2004).......................................Mr.
Howell
The Rhino Matson Show (2003).....................Himself
Writer
Regurgitation (2004)
The Yanni Show (2003)
The Used Dog Salesman (2003)
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